That ruddy, charming, nauseating Pam Ayres, with her silly little teeth rhyme, is now firmly ensconced in my head.
I really, really, do wish I’d looked after m’ teeth.
**sobs in dental surgery**
mud, wellies, and a double vodka.
Sometimes, there isn’t enough vodka in aldi to battle against the shit that life hurls at us.
That ruddy, charming, nauseating Pam Ayres, with her silly little teeth rhyme, is now firmly ensconced in my head.
I really, really, do wish I’d looked after m’ teeth.
**sobs in dental surgery**